This one's for you Mr. I Drive a Honda Element with Ohio Tags! That's right... for you!! For driving a constant 35 miles an hour in the left lane. For driving the entire length of 74 E, with your hazards and your brights on. Hey there big guy...we saw you , and always knew exactly where you were for the three hours we were stuck behind you!! But wait there's more!!! For conspicuously tapping your brakes for no apparent reason other than to maintain the optimal safe crusing speed of 35 miles an hour . Your driving prowess or lack thereof caused numerous fish-tailing vehicles behind you as they reacted to your brake lights and almost got me rear-ended by another award winner to be mentioned later. You were the most annoying (but safe...) driver on the road. Congratulations.
Idiot!
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