Of Breasts and Batteries

A brief review of similarities in sizing conventions.

The A's - In both cases, the A's score high for being discrete, light weight and portable. Think sporty. Some however, may find their relative lack of size underwhelming and may desire a more powerful option. In both cases, the A is often relegated to the world of kid's toys.

The B's - In both cases, a confounding lack of respect. Women with B's often want C's. The Battery Engineers, skipped over the waiting B-size and jumped straight to C. Isn't that like taking the stairs 5 at time? For many, it's just too big a jump. I ask you dear readers, and you Mr. Duracell, what is wrong with just enough?

The C's - A Classic. C's make the world go round. The C size are almost always the the first one sold out at both the battery store and the the lingerie store. They always get great reception, make the train go Choo-Choo and have a long history of getting young women out of speeding tickets.

The D's - Sometimes you need something....more. D's are heavy, impractical for lugging around and yet people love them. You put a LED mini flashlight and a big Maglight down on the table and most guys will gravitate towards the Maglite. (Maglites use D's too!). Interestly, based on some internet research I have been doing since I was 18, there are many counterfeit D's out there. No so much in the battery world, but in definitely as far as breasts are concerned. Unlike many objects of value, the presence of so many fakes in the market has not deflated consumer interest or the worth of these objects. Quite the contrary, a virtual Boobs Race has been started with top surgeons and space age materials being used to create the perfect pair that make men drool and other women jealous. But this economic phenomenon will be tackled another day.