The Great Douchebag Convention of 2008 - And Lo There Was a Great Sea of Assholes...

I drove last night from Chicago to Cincinnati during some pretty nasty weather. It was the whole snow, sleet freezing rain experience. Now in days of yore, a night like this might be spent huddled close to the fire, drinking a hot cocoa and maybe reading a book or playing charades. But in this day and age, when the white stuff falls, its a sign for all assholes in the area to pour onto the freeway and parade in a Tour de Force of world class, mind boggling douchery. No Convention would be complete without some Member Awards, so based on my experiences I am going to be handing out a few today. More to follow.