My son came home from school yesterday, and during dinner he mentioned he played Hide the Bone at school.
Model of maturity and parenting prowess, my first reaction was too blow water through my nose.
My wife asked, "Where do you hide the bone?"
My son replied nonchalantly, " Between your legs..."
I asked, "How do you play this game?"
Jonathan explained, " Well...first you hide the bone, and then if you get caught you have to run really fast."
I told my wife he seemed to grasp the concept much better than I did at 13 let alone 4. I suppose we can take Having The Talk off our list of parental things to do. Funny, I didn't anticipate this being an issue at the preschool level.
My wife asked, "Where do you hide the bone?"
My son replied nonchalantly, " Between your legs..."
I asked, "How do you play this game?"
Jonathan explained, " Well...first you hide the bone, and then if you get caught you have to run really fast."
I told my wife he seemed to grasp the concept much better than I did at 13 let alone 4. I suppose we can take Having The Talk off our list of parental things to do. Funny, I didn't anticipate this being an issue at the preschool level.
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